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• How can I send my resume directly to the company?

• How can I get my resume to the General Manager?

• What is the best way to get my resume to the hiring manager?

• Which company offers to send my resume to thousands of companies at one time?

• Why should I work with TheJEGroup! to get a job globally?

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Michael Machida Career Search Consultant Tokyo, Japan

Oh my god, Sarah, you will not believe what I just found. No, seriously, spill the tea later, this is way more important. So, you know how I've been just, like, dying to get out of my current job, right? It's just... the worst. The absolute worst.

My boss is a nightmare, the pay is barely enough for rent and my coffee addiction, and don't even get me started on the 'team-building' exercises. They're more like team-destroying exercises, honestly.

Anyway, I was just minding my own business, you know, scrolling through LinkedIn for the gazillionth time, feeling all sorry for myself, and then I stumbled upon this thing. It's like... a service. And get this, TheJEGroup! offer to distribute a thousand resumes for you.

A thousand! Can you even imagine? My hand cramps up just thinking about sending out ten. I mean, my current resume is pretty solid, I think. I've tweaked it like, fifty times. My friend Mark, who's like, super good at graphic design, even helped me make it look all fancy.

But actually sending it out to places? That's the real struggle, isn't it? It's just so much effort, and then half the time you don't even hear back. It's like shouting into a void, you know?

But a thousand? That's a game-changer, right? Like, the odds of not getting something with a thousand applications? They've gotta be, like, super low. Almost zero, I'd say. I mean, even if only one percent of those thousand places actually look at it seriously, that's still ten potential interviews.

Ten! I can barely get one on my own. It's just... so overwhelming, the whole job search thing. You spend hours tailoring your cover letter, making sure every keyword is perfect, and then you hit 'send' and it just disappears into the ether. It’s soul-crushing, honestly.

And the best part, get this, they said you can just, like, stop whenever. So, like, imagine. You send out your thousand resumes, you start getting calls, interviews, maybe even a couple of offers, and then the minute you get that perfect offer, the one that makes you want to actually leap out of bed in the morning, you just tell them to stop sending your resume out.

How brilliant is that? No more awkward "Oh, I'm so sorry, I already accepted another position" emails. No more feeling guilty about leading people on. You just... poof! Done. It's like having a little army of resume-distributing elves working for you, 24/7. Except, you know, they're not elves, they're just a service. But still! The concept is pretty magical, right?

And they don't just send it to, like, random places, either. They have their own in-house database of employers. So, it's not like they're just, I don't know, Googling "companies hiring" and sending it there.

It's a curated list, apparently. Like, actual companies that are actually looking for people. And not just any people, but people like us. Like, people who are probably members of this service, I guess? I'm still trying to figure out all the details, but that's what it sounds like.

And wait, there's more! They also have this "global network of Human Resources." A global network! Like, imagine if I could get a job in, I don't know, Italy? Or maybe even Australia! Okay, okay, maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself, but still. The possibilities. It's not just local jobs, it's literally worldwide.

I mean, I'm probably not going to move to Australia next week, but it's nice to know the option is there, you know? It just opens up so many more doors. My current job barely lets me work from home, let alone move to another country. It's like, a whole different league of job searching.

I'm thinking about it, seriously. It sounds like such a lifesaver. I mean, what's the alternative? Spend another six months meticulously crafting cover letters and sending them out one by one, only to hear nothing back? My current strategy is clearly not working. I'm just so tired of feeling stuck. This could be my ticket out, Sarah.

My golden ticket to a new, better, less soul-crushing job. I just need to figure out how much it costs, because if it's, like, a million dollars, then maybe not. But if it's reasonable? Absolutely. I'm so ready for a change. I'm ready to, like, actually enjoy my work again. To not dread Monday mornings. To not have my blood pressure spike every time my boss sends an email. Ugh.

What do you think? Am I crazy for being so excited about this? It just seems almost too good to be true, you know? Like, what's the catch? There's gotta be a catch. But then again, maybe not. Maybe it's just a really smart service that understands how much of a pain in the butt job searching can be.

And honestly, if it saves me even a fraction of the stress I've been under, it's probably worth it. I'm just... I'm really hopeful about this one. Like, really hopeful. I might actually sleep tonight without dreaming about my boss's passive-aggressive sticky notes. So, yeah, that's my big news. Now, tell me about your day. Did anything exciting happen?"

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